This two-time Tony-winning Broadway star celebrates a birthday April 21, which means it's time to find out which iconic Patti LuPone role YOU are. Are you fully warmed up and ready to go? Take our quiz!
Argentina won’t cry for you, because you are Evita’s Eva Perón, wife of an Argentinian dictator and champion of the poor. High-flying and adored, you knew you were born for greatness, even though there wasn’t a silver spoon in your mouth. You’re not afraid to know what you want and do what it takes to get it.
We get a kick out of you, because you're Reno Sweeney in Anything Goes! Whilst you are a former evangelist, you told Gabriel to "blow" and became a nightclub singer. Whether on land or at sea, you're happiest with a pair of tap shoes on, preferably while surrounded by a cadre of chorus boys.
Wait! What's your rush? What's your hurry? You gave us such a fright because you're Mrs. Lovett! Most people think your top skill is baking a mean meat pie, but it turns out you're really best at crushing on guys for decades at a time. Never one to shy away from opportunity, you've got a knack for using whatever is in front of you to get what you want, but be careful what you wish for!
Everything is FINALLY coming up Rose—and this time for you, because you're Mama Rose from Gypsy. You love show business, but it's all about your kids, right? You know when they should smile, when they should sing out, and the perfect number to get them booked on the Orpheum Circuit. So maybe you were born too soon and started too late. That won't stop you from getting your kids out!
We'd like to propose a toast to you, Joanne from Company, who always tells it like it is. You're seldom seen without a vodka stinger in hand, but when you get depressed, it's a bottle of scotch (plus a little jest). Currently on marriage number three—or is it four?—you're not afraid of making commitments, as long as the lucky man of the hour knows that he'll always be picking up the tab. Everybody rise!
Someone's got a real entrepreneurial spirit, because it turns out that you're War Paint's Helena Rubinstein. Balancing brains and beauty, you're no stranger to a science lab or a high-end beauty salon. You also don't take no for an answer. Denied an apartment? You buy the entire building. Just don't bring up that Elizabeth Arden woman and everything will be okay.
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